I had a menus room incident a couple years ago that still disturbs me to this day.
We were travelling once and pulled into a rest area, aka a Pickle Park. When my hubby got back in the car he had this horrible look on his face. I asked him was the bathroom dirty and he said "hell yes. It had a hole in the wall of every stall and guys were watching each other take a leak. I looked over at the hole, and this guys pecker was sticking in the hole"
I laughed so hard I cried.